downtime boredem and eva.

if this goes in random or ib feel free to move, i think it might. hell i dont even know if posting will work as ive had trouble just getting on but i was looking through 4chans /m/echa section out of boredom and came upon a discussion about piloting evas, it wuz for teh lulz but i found a gem inbetween the garbage.


here is a very vaild argument agianst shinji haters. hereya go.


You think Shinji's a pussy?

Hey, here's a tank. Me and some other folks want you to drive this tank to fight gigantic mutants that will probably kill you. Oh, also, your tank is alive and may absorb you into it, with you losing your individuality entirely. Also, your tank may spontaneously blow up at pretty much any time. Oh, and we're not going to teach you how to work it until AFTER you've already fought one of those giant mutants.

And whenever you gripe about it being hard, we'll talk about how immature you are and meanwhile use you as a chess piece in our own agendas.

Don't like it? Too bad. Because it's the only way your father will even talk to you. And those attractive girls? One is too inexperienced with emotions and loves your father. The other hates you as much as herself. And the older woman you live with is pretty much just using you to prove she's not worthless.

But hey, that's okay, because tons of fun action, amirite? And when you're done mopping up those mutants, we're going to let you decide whether or not all the agonizing pain in your life is enough to destroy all of mankind or let it stick around to continue to hurt you.

By the way, the tank is your mom. You witnessed her being absorbed into it as a child and were abandoned by your father.

Have fun.


now THAT, brought manly tears to my eyes.

and now i have the originaly, not just a sypnoisis.



>be abandoned by mother with messiah complex at age four
>witness her horrific apparent death by disintegration
>block it out
>be abandoned by uncaring father
>ten years later be suddenly conscripted by father into paramilitary child-soldier program
>be forced to pilot giant robot without training
>feel every sensation it feels, including pain of having arm snapped like twig, eye penetrated by energy blade, etc.
>be told that survival of humanity depends on your results
>realize that humanity is full of assholes who treat you like shit, especially father who continues to neglect you
>keep piloting anyway
>father passes you off to alcoholic nymphomaniac subordinate
>be abused by roomate who you have a crush on
>be mindraped by alien monstrosity
>be mindraped by own mother disguised as giant robot
>be forced to maim closest male friend
>be forced to watch helplessly as crush is mindraped by aliens
>be forced to watch helplessly as closest female friend dies kamikaze-attacking alien monster
>entire city in which you live destroyed
>be molested by alcoholic guardian



>hear that friend survived
>realize that she has been replaced by a clone which doesn't remember you
>meet new friend who seems to genuinely like you for who you are and doesn't constantly abuse or ignore you
>turns out to be space monstrosity in human form
>be forced to kill him at his own request for the sake of humanity
>get attacked by soldiers working for ancient world-controlling conspiracy you know nothing about
>further abused and molested by guardian
>decide to save no-longer-comatose crush anyway
>fail, literally for no other reason because mother/robot wants her dead
>try to help anyway
>fail due to being subdued by about a dozen beings with infinite power at their disposal
>get mindraped by mother, friends, and guardian simultaneously
>be forced to make decision as to the fate of the human race
>ask friends for help
>friends tell you to fuck off
>keep getting mindraped by several alien beings at once
>say fuck it and decide world should end
>after a half-hour, realize this was stupid
>realize there's nothing good or worth living for in the world
>decide to return to life and save the world anyway
>kill multiple gods with a single decisive statement
>mother abandons you again
>return to Earth to find it desolate and full of tang
>don't give a fuck
>get called anything less than awesome by useless neckbeards on the internet

When was Shinji molested by Misato? Just curious

i believe thats referring to when she kisses him in the end of evangelion movie.