This topic has many versions on other forums and I found it to be hilarious. This topic is "things that the characters of *INSERT NAME OF ANIME/MANGA HERE* would never say or do". Normally its done with one show thing, but I think it would be interesting to make this topic a MASTER TOPIC and try to keep as many versions as possible here. For those that aren't really sure how this work. I'll present an example and also start things off.
Chrono Trigger:(Example)
Crono-"Lets do the warp again"
Robo-"I wanna tell you how I'm feeling. Gotta make you understand. Never gonna give you up..."
Frog-"Lets party like its 1999."
Now To start things off.
History's Mightiest Disciple Kenichi:
(When the Kenichi first met Kisara)
Kenichi speaking to Kisara- "Okay, I'll fight you, but if I beat you, you have to be my steady."