Contest: What DID he want to say?

Commenting on I Refuse to Simply Be Cute

Fakku nation.

Write that comment. Don't just give me a list of the things dear GHOE would mention. Write the comment he would have.

We will be awarding a digital Fakku book of your choice to two comments posted to this thread. This thread, mind.

One will be for the one that I feel could have been written by dear Hand himself, and paid for by me...

and the other for the one that makes GHOE HIMSELF laugh the hardest. Though he seems to think the very premise of this contest makes him laugh harder than anything. He's buying that one.

One entry per person. If you own all the Fakku books (or the ones you want), we'll see if we can't get you a month's sub.

You have a week. Proceed.

Let's see who can entertain me the most...

Something something glasses girl...

She passed the exam to my heart the moment she smiled in those glasses. Everything after that was extra credit.

My attempt enjoy.


Kouji is challenged by lovebird Tokiwa
Kouji is affected by daydream
Tokiwa uses self dought, Tokiwa's special attack increases
Tokiwa is confused Tokiwa retreats to use full heal
Kouji uses swipe , comic kairakuten obtained
Tokiwa uses bind
Kouji can't move
Tokiwa uses long kiss, critical hit!
Kouji calls for help
Kouji's penis appears
Tokiwa comes back
Pussy charges in!
Penis uses harden
Pussy uses rain dance
Penis uses deep thrusts
Pussy uses constrict
Penis uses string shot
Penis whites out

The boy is studying for his SAT. Sex Aptitude Test. It's a lifetime test few ever pass.

What about sextra credit?

The extra credit doesn't help your score, it just gives you a pass since the third person's is responsible to making the subject get off. The extra credit is also a razor's edge. You don't want to lost points if the extra credit is better than you in the fucking department, but there a chance you can take on two exam at a time so it's a 50/50 chance of winning something.

"god had heard our cries and god said "let there be glasses""

"This needs a sequel."

Fakku Cult.

The contest closes. Results will be announced at 7 am Est today

Your winners:
dircolive95 gets my prize for remembering that GHOE doesn't just ask for sequels.

After three attempts to award me the pruze, GHOE has elected cat-ness the funniest.

Winners, message me with your choice of Fakku book.

Congratulations to the winners!
@cat-ness-8320609 can message me directly to get the prize. I've already contacted cat-ness.

I forgot he was a German so he has weird fetishes like rubbing his penis on glasses. Sick fuck. The eye socket is softer and onahole like.

you lie

I said JUST.

Yeah, sometimes I ask for prequels...

hahaha rip

Congrats to the winners! This was fun, haha. All the entries are solid and entertaining. Hope you guys do more things like this, prizes or not, later.

yeah this was pretty entertaining