Could you provide additional information? I'm interesting in...
1. Which country are you in?
2. Location and IP Address are two things that can easily be identified. Can you describe what you mean by "BUNCH of other things"?
3. Did you happen to read what this UN website said (besides accusing you)? Did you take a good look at the URL?
Also,
"I got so scared I immediately disconnected my wifi and left fakku. Went to one of my favorite non hentai sites, fapped away no more sudden pop ups on my phone screen."
How did you go to your "favorite non hentai sites" if you disconnected from the internet.
Not that I don't believe you, but the whole situation just seems extremely unlikely. I've also never heard of this "UN Child Porn" thing and Google is giving me absolutely nothing pertaining to hentai.
Edit: Actually, I'm inclined to believe that this is a shit post or the UN website is BS.