I still think Fpod could do it.
But, in seriousness, this one has been discussed to death, and then some.
If Fakku sees the need for more mods, more mods will be appointed. Asking for a mod, be it position or just another one, is simply a good way to beat a dead horse with a sharp stick until it revives in a necromantic rages and bites your nutsack off.
Just use the report button.
However, on that note, I would like to suggest this:
To further the useage of the Report button, and maybe reduce the amount of people asking for more mods/secretly hoping to moderate, we could instead expand the function of the button.
Similar to a /voteban in an online game, I suggest that if a post is reported by, lets say ten people report a post for something, then the post will be prematurely hidden, such as by a modified spoiler tag. For instance, a reported post consisting of whatever I just typed
Will be hidden like this, except instead of the reveal button being labeled spoiler, it should be labeled Reported for (X)
. After twenty, possibly thirty reports, it would be prematurely deleted, but could be undeleted by a mod or admin if so necessary, and would be permanently wiped after say three days.
As well, I suggest the addition of report categories. This not only ties into the previous suggestion, but it would make things easier for anyone checking on reported threads behind the scenes. Instead of having to read each message for why a thread/post was reported, we could instead have several categories, such as but not limited to: Inflammatory, Trolling, Wrong Section, Repost. As well, we could change the text box to be labeled "Describe the problem and provide additional information", but allow people to submit blank reports. I figure we don't need to type out "Repost" or "Wrong Section" each time we selected those categories.