well, think the fastest way to get some visitors is to advertise on 4chan, since alot of people go there who like a site like this, but it seems that's already been done, since I see alot of Fakku releases posted there...
and why not go on a tour through America or something in a Fakku bus, promoting the site, MAKE IT BIG!!! start advertising in the newspapers, make Tv commercials, release Fakku CDs, GET YOUR OWN CEREAL!!! >.<