A wild boar appears...

... In my backyard
http://puu.sh/4aH2D.mp4
Feeding the fucker some of my late dog's biscuits and shit. It's a fucking zoo out there. The cats aren't even mine but hey, I guess I have room for everyone.
That's what you get living in Provence.

Fucking leave already, dinky.

Make dinner out of it.

Floating whales in your backyard tomorrow.

Catch it with a pokeball.

You have to throw mud balls at it or it'll flee.

I've had boar in my yard before too.
>Boar comes
>1 hour later
>doesn't leave
>grab handgun
>500+ exp (they're fair game where I live)
>drag it somewhere in the forest
>let the maggots and vultures handle it

Eatting wild boar is a little dangerous, guys - you have to almost burn the meat in order to kill the shit you don't want in your body.

I can't see it.

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wild boars are delicious!
had the pleasure of sampling them several times
but there is this one time I got a case of food poisoning, would still try again though...

Use sleep powder.

You could brine it as well, but otherwise you are right.

Cook it up. Wild stuff are a lot tastier than fake domesticated shit