Almost 7 years here

Hush little baby don't say a word
Ika Musume's gonna buy you a unix nerd.
If that unix nerd can't hack,
Ika Musume's gonna buy you a Graybar rack.
If that Graybar rack gets full,
Ika Musume's gonna send it to /dev/null.
If /dev/null ain't read/write,
Ika Musume's gonna change-own it tonight.
If that change-own isn't done by root,
Ika Musume's gonna buy you an OS to boot.
If that OS dumps core & crashes,
Ika Musume's gonna write a shell script that hashes.
If that shell script is written in c,
Ika Musume's gonna kill that PID.
If that PID just won't die
Then Ika Musume's gonna start to cry.
Even if she has a nervous breakdown,
You'll still be the sweetest little girl in town.