Ask anything to a guy starting truck driving

Orientation starts tomorrow, got my cld class A license 2 saturdays ago, am in motel after eating, smoking, and playing cards w new buddies waiting for orientation.

Are you gonna ram the Miami Jewish Center?

Well congrats. See, I told you that you'd be fine o 3o

Oy vey




@James: thank u bby, <3 u

I remembered when my ex-step dad took me on one of his trips across States. Kentucky will ever be the gold chicken state to me.

So kyute.

Have fun peeing in a cup and sitting on your ass locked in a vehicle for hours.

You should try it the Sonoran or Sinolan way. Chile verde salsa. I live in a region where basically everybody is from 3 different fucking states in Mexico.

Hopefully there is a Mexican restaurants that serves it near me.

Buy some fried chicken and dip it in jarred green salsa. That it.

Cooking it in the chile sauce is for chile verde with pork or chicken or mole.

Is it true that truck drivers have one tanned arm because they have magnets in there and they can't pull it off the door?

I wasn't having fun cooking for 12 hours in one job or 16 hours between 2 jobs. Hell yeah am I going to enjoy pissing cups n' sitting for hours.



i'm not sure if it's adamantium skeletons or just the smoking- which I picked up the moment I drove 2 hours anxiously n nervously up to the company station.

What typical trucker activity are you going to try out first? Driving on meth, transporting meth or killing hookers?

Fucking hookers, but when I make my trip 2 thailand. Drug abuse should start at 45 or 50. 21 atm.



I just wanna do it where the popo wont annoy me and I get to play with qt 3.14 dicks. All lot lizards over 3/10 are probs undercover cop.

Do you know what your first cargo load will be?

refridgerated produce so far, driven round over 700 miles these last 3 days since I started. Currently driving with trainer for the next month and a half, then I get my own loaned truck from the company to work solo with dry trailers cross country.

How many Mexicans can fit in the trailer?

'round 500 if you stack 'em right. Just look to slave ship blueprints for a good quide. keep the men and women apart or they will fuck and make the trailer shake