Do I open it?

So I was at the mall the other day and I just unpacked everything I bought, because it was mixed in with some other random stuff that I was movig but I had bought a bottle of Elk Creek Concord(http://www.elkcreekvineyards.com/2006-concord-table-wine-p-10.html) It's itting naught 7 feet away, do I open

how can you not.

The fact that the only cork screw I have is lodged in a box somewhere in my house. or the fact that I get rowdy when I'm drunk and I'm too lazy to head down to the kitchen to find another one?

ive used a coat hanger before that works.

You know what I got a bottle of there Crazy Elk Blush thats already been opened, I'll pour a glass of yhat.

Next you'll be asking us if you should put on your pants or your shirt first...

That an easy one, Boxers then Socks Then Shirt then Pants then Shoes.

no it's boxers, trousers (pants), shirt, socks then shoes

is it an wine ? if it is look for it on a wine collectors website

It's an 06 vintage, and it's made by a local winery about 2 ours from where I live. It's just your normal table wine and it taste kinda like Welches Grape Juice.

oh ok .... CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG, CHUG

Why is it so complicated then? I agree with elfen, just chug the bitch. Unless its something thats worth more than you paid for it, drink it. I've never had any alcohol that was worth much, but I think the whole alcohol collecting thing is way overrated unless you've got some serious money to blow.

Thats about how I am, the most I'll pay for booze is about 30 bucks some beer and vodka, but I spend roughly 10-15 for a bottle of wine.