Happy 4th of July!

Oh shit I did it a day early... WTF is wrong with my brain today?



Enjoy the 4th, 1 day and 17 minutes from now!

I feel like you're a bit off?

Woops....

Yeah but 24hrs and 23 min to my birthday. To day is July 2th.

dude it's only july 2nd

Uhh... are you sure your calendar is right?



Holy shit you were born on patriot day? That's fucking awesome. Happy early birthday!

Technically that day Continental Congress voted whether or not they should draft up an declaration of independence. So you can technically celebrate Independence Day on the 2nd if you wish.

>not celebrating freedom 365 days a year

Do you even Murrica?

Look at the thread name.

BOOM

*runs away with tits flapping around*