Happy birthday America!

Post how you'll be celebrating. Show us ur titties. I'll be asking for my friend's hand in gay marriage, drinking, BBQ, and watching colorful explosions.

I work early morning tomorrow, so I didn't do shit.

Ate meat and waiting to see the cops arrest local retards for shooting live ammo and illegal mortal rounds.

My neighbor has his own mortar tube he's using right now. He's well respected in the neighborhood, so he gets away with it every year.

Yeah but we be dry here. A spark from a lawnmower blade hitting a rock could start a field up... the valley is surrounded by the ring of fire right now.

tits an ass about to hit ur ass

It's a pretty depressing place, and I've only driven through it. Makes me think of when Top Gear drove through Ukraine.

I celebrated America being traiterous scum to the land of tea and biscuits by not caring.

I believe the phrase was "Taxation without representation."

Almost