happy turkey day

4:20 GLAZE IT!

Make sure it's cooked and stuffed ;p

Here's to surviving another year of idiocy.

Meh. Had to buy turkey and ham this year. I rather hunt them... taste better. At least i found a heritage bird and farm raised fresh hams. Meh i like boar better. Plus cured ham from last hunt by my aunt. Kinda like old school spain with valley pigs which do live where the acorns are plenty. Acorns, apples and wild berries and probably a dead hiker or two. Fuck your Prosciutto.

I wonder if turkeys go on sale if they aren't sold or do they save them for next year

Oh yay more new people.

Yes. Make things happen new blood. *rubs hands together*

PEE ON WAAR! eAo my one wish!

The first one's not really "new", but I won't say anything more than that.

Bumping because I'm drunk and brining this bird for turkey day. All hail ham the superior meat.

I missed koko admitting to a water sports fetish? Damn.

seeing as it's food and takes up space. Chances are they get thrown out or go on sale.

They better play turkey bowling before throwing them out.