Help Fund This Mans Opossum Army

$10 donation will get you a signed picture of one of the possums. The picture will likely be signed by me unless the military school teaches the possums to sign their own names, then you can chose to have the picture signed by either myself or the possum.

(Picture will just be emailed - and likely just off google. (We cant risk the identity of our soldiers being compromised))

For $10,000 you can be a General in the world's greatest army.

We will train up and put you in command of up to 17,000 possum soldiers or your very own!

Your unit will be located at Edinburgh gardens and can be given any order you chose. Use them to take down any overly obnoxious hipsters or kill anyone with a yo-ho diablo. Totally up to you.

Also you get a free watch I got in a showbag


(and an empty showbag)

One of my old neighbors used to capture possums in his backyard all the time. Pretty cool cages.