I feel cold...
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O, Spring.
Where do thy goeth at dusk?
You abandon us to feel the chills of the winter moon once more... After a simple kiss of warmth on the face.
Spring, stop teasing. Winter has left for spring break... Oh. I see.
You're partying in New Orleans at night. Winter better be getting paid overtime for your laziness at night, sir.
Where do thy goeth at dusk?
You abandon us to feel the chills of the winter moon once more... After a simple kiss of warmth on the face.
Spring, stop teasing. Winter has left for spring break... Oh. I see.
You're partying in New Orleans at night. Winter better be getting paid overtime for your laziness at night, sir.
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Spring still needs to get off its lazy ass and do its fucking job and night! Those flowers gotta ejaculate their pollen everywhere for all the other flowers!
Yeaaaah! Asexual plant sex!
Yeaaaah! Asexual plant sex!
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The season proves as fleeting and temperamental as thy squashballs- I bid thee to man the fuck up and weather the weather, whether you like it or not.
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Gravity cat
the adequately amused
NutritiousGoop wrote...
Spring still needs to get off its lazy ass and do its fucking job and night! Those flowers gotta ejaculate their pollen everywhere for all the other flowers!Yeaaaah! Asexual plant sex!
Stamens and Pistils
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I don't like Spring, because I have seasonal allergy. Also, I can't wear winter clothes anymore, which means my wallet will be empty :/
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I'd gladly trade this shitty temperature for a couple of mosquitoes in my room. Only a couple of months left though, soon vaporwave will be blasting from the windows.
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The climate change fucked us over pretty good. (everyone from Europe's central or nothern parts)
Even a few years ago, you could count on your calendar.
Now ? Not so much.
-Spring is basicly a less annoying verion of fall.
(often getting the tail end of winter for a few months)
-Summer is a swealtering hot pot, with occasional thunderstorms.
(gale winds and storms breaking up the unbearable hot)
-Fall is basicly witer without snow.
(sometimes it's fuckin' hot in the day, and freezing at night. I'm not in a desert, thank you very much)
-And winter is just a pussy version of it's former glory.
(it wasn't so unusual to find snowed in cars and front doors just a few years back, but now even when occasionly snows, it's just a few centimeters)
WTF nature ?
Even a few years ago, you could count on your calendar.
Now ? Not so much.
-Spring is basicly a less annoying verion of fall.
(often getting the tail end of winter for a few months)
-Summer is a swealtering hot pot, with occasional thunderstorms.
(gale winds and storms breaking up the unbearable hot)
-Fall is basicly witer without snow.
(sometimes it's fuckin' hot in the day, and freezing at night. I'm not in a desert, thank you very much)
-And winter is just a pussy version of it's former glory.
(it wasn't so unusual to find snowed in cars and front doors just a few years back, but now even when occasionly snows, it's just a few centimeters)
WTF nature ?