Imagine a game

where you are a picnic table.
You select what park you wanna be in, what kind of wood you're made of (or plastic), how many seats you have, etc.
You can decide how much shade you want on yourself, and how close you're to the bathrooms.

And then at the end of the month, you get points for how well you picnic table'ed - which you can spend to get different clothes and wood stains.

The weed your man get you is tainted with shrooms and wolf urine, aniki.

I outgrew Call of Duty but not Battlefield.

Resident Assassins Call of Picnic Battlefield Infinite Simulator 6

What a Nice Picnic!

I would play it, probably for the same reason I want to buy Euro Trucker 2013 on Steam.

Euro Trucker is only fun if you try to smash into everyone on the road.
Protip: constantly be turning; always be zigzagging

I'm not gonna try to make sense of that. So apple pie , lemon, or blueberry?

Tactical pigeon strike incoming.

Missed you by an inch.

Ant army is on the march.

Mod the game to have a secret hidden function on your table, so you can trap people, and then they get raped or something. And then throw apples at passers by, so they think it was the person on the table. Yeaaah. evil table

This game might just hold up, the platform seems stable enough. I'm not sure if you're releasing in the right season, though- given the nature of it's set-up.

Seems to be purely multiplayer, though- not much to offer on a single-player experience.

Got wireless, at least.

I can see this having quite a few bugs, though.