K-A wrote...
and what the fuck is going on down here :?
Silly, the proper way to say it is: "What the fuck goes down here?" In my experience, its usually followed by the sound of a gun being cocked or some kind of ominous movement that makes me wish I was in a safe place. I know that's unnecessary information, but I'm drunk. So, if you have a problem with me recanting my experiences, go savagely penetrate yourself with a railroad spike.