Long, long ago...

in a goat pussy far far away, there was magical smegma that would infinitely produce while you touch it with your left ear. if you 8 the smegma, yuu got eternal waifu. dere was none who could witstands stemptation to wheat sed smegma. and if yuu collected 8 magical testicles, yuu could make free wishes for candy, made of dick juice.

dee end? or is 8?