Xbrekker wrote...
Hentai is a way of life, questioning hentai is a sin.
Exactly, I chalk it up to "hentai-logic" every time I see something that is so obviously not a normal occurrence. Cats in heat transforming into humans isn't normal, but on hentai it is.
Things that make me go "annnnndddd that's not true based on my experiences".
-A girl enjoying it when she has her cervix hit. As my gyno will testify, that is NOT how women often respond to a motion that is the same as pap smear. That hurts. A lot. Consistently. And then it bleeds too which blows.
-Virgins feel pain on their first sexual encounter, but magically get over it in about 1 min or less. That's not my experience. Mine was blinding, burning, friggen pain even with lube and it took WAY more than one encounter to fix that.
-On the subject of virgins, what is with the wicked amount of blood these girls pump out of their first time? You'd think you used a different type of sword up there. Gentlemen, I assure you that unless she's on her period, you girl probably won't bleed that much. Spotting is much more likely.
-All childhood friends get prettier and come find you by age 20. ALWAYS. No exceptions.
-Moving in next to a young wife will drastically improve your sex life? Even with my husband in another city, I've never felt the urge to sleep with (or even talk to) my neighbors.... or anyone for that matter. Then again, I'm not a housewife. Maybe "real" housewives are different.
Things that are "surprisingly" true:
-Many girls are just as horny as men.
-Some girls play date-sims (yes, including the ones where the main character is male).
-Girls do wear cuter underwear when they go on a date with a guy. I know zero exceptions to this rule.
-Some girls will gladly dress up like the character you like to get your attention
-Girls do pick on the guys they like
-Childhood friends can hook-up and get married. Not me, but one of my other friends did.
-Girls worry about the size of their breasts. As a RL penntako, that is true. For the record, if she's like that when she meets you, it doesn't matter that you like them. She'll always worry, but your words do help her worry less.
-Girls purposely act stupid and change our body language to appear "weaker" around guys when we want something. (Note: I don't do this around guys I like because frankly if they don't like me for me then I don't see that relationship going anywhere.)
Story Time in the Spoilers:
I've done this multiple times at a store where I wasn't receiving good customer service. Turn up the cute and helpless vibe and suddenly, men appeared out of nowhere like a gender flipped Axe commercial. It kinda pisses me off when I get ignored for asking "Sir? Do you know where I can find this item?" in a rather happy normal voice versus "Um... excuse me Mister... I'm kinda looking for a thingy that does XYZ123. Would you help me?" in a quieter, shy voice while playing with my sleeve.
Before people start hating on me for being a manipulative witch (I admit it, I am but in these cases I find it justifiable), my brother even commented on it one day. We went to an autoparts store to find wiper blades for my car. He went off to a separate section to look for something for his car, but saw the whole conversation. I couldn't get the time of day if I talked normally, but the minute I switched into "cutesy mode" I got service. My brother told me later: "Dude, that disgusting. They only wanted to help you when you acted like an idiot."
Thank heaven that doesn't happen often. 99.9% of men don't seem to find stupid attractive and are perfectly normal. It annoys me when I deal with the other 0.01%