MOE? Moeeee.

C130 rollin down the strip
Recon ranger
Gonna take a little trip
Stand up, buckle up,
Shuffle to the door
Jump right out and count to four
And if my chute don't open wide
I have another one by my side
And if that chute don't open round
I'll be the first one on the ground.
If I die on the combat zone
Box me up and ship me home.
If I die don't bring me back
Bury me with a case of Jack

I had a dog who's name was Boo
Boo wanted to go to Infantry school
So early one day I took away his chow
And I motivated his bow-wow
I made him walk for 15 days
And put old Boo into a zombie haze
Now my Boo's a trooper, too
Mess with him and he'll bite you
Ranger
R is for rough and tough
A is for all the way
N is for never quit
G is for gung-ho
E is for excellence
R is for Ranger

1...2...3.. and a quarter..
I gotta date with the generals daughter
general general he's a real sucker
he don't know that I'm gonna F u c k her
1...2...3.. and a quarter..

Captain's got a girl with a rubber head! And he blows her up before he goes to bed... reach around the back and turn the batteries on... just a humpin and a pumpin her all night long...

P..... I.... N.... K.... Y..... Pinky is kinky and so am I.

She don't complain like most girls do. But she lets me play with her ringy dingy doo...

Ringy Dingy Doo, what the hell is that?

Soft and furry like a pussy cat!