OMG I have been without a computer for two months

As the title says I have been without a computer for two months, as u can imagine I'm going to be sore from fapping so much. Also I missed calls comments

I was without a computer for two years. Fighting Haji in the desert left no time for fun.

I went about 18 years without a computer.

As soon as I've obtained a PC I could call my own with internet, that same night I searched for porn...that was a good fap that night.

Congrats, i would not be able to do that.

Didn't have a smartphone or tablet or anything?

Nope,didn't even have anything. Not even a game system