So my back's fucked up

Go me.

Hurt it protecting Germany's paper supply?

I pulled a muscle in mine over the 3 month Christmas period at work. Couldn't rest it for long though until Christmas day.

With my reduced hours at the moment, it finally managed to heal up.

Now u got a good excuse to take drugs!

Go you

Dunno.

I have loss of disk height in my lumbar area. Had to fight to get an MRI scheduled for me.

They still won't let me do standing x-rays where I bend forward then backwards to check for spongylothesis which 3 members in my family have had back surgery for before.

They just tell me that it's not genetic.

Also ignoring the fact that my hamstrings are incredibly tight which is another potential symptom of it.

I'm beginning to think they got their med degrees from hamburger u.

Why not sign for pool? Going to pool makes you almost immortal.

Let me rub some biofreeze on your back.

Go to physical therapy.

"Run this way. It'll take the pressure off your back."

*Proceeds to run the way she told me. Instantly hurts 20 times worse than the way I normally run.*

"Oh, you just need to build your core muscles."

Fucking physical therapists.

I fucking love going to the pool btw.

I've got some Lydocain Gel that should help numb the pain and stop any spasms.
*applies digitally somehow*
Yeah you aren't alone. My dad has had problems with his back the past 4 years or so. Can't really sit for more than a few hours at a time.

Take some morphine

do PCP

you won't even feel it when you flip over trucks

jk tho