The Rules Of Hentai
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Vanilj
Vanilla makes right.
Hello everyone.
It's entirely possible that someone already has made one of these, however I have so far been unable to find said subject.
These are the rules of hentai which I with a bunch of hours as well as some copy paste from various parts of the internet have put together.
I would love if you guys could help me out by adding whatever I have missed.
Rules Of Hentai
1. Rules
01§: All fapping material should be enjoyed, unless it is really sad. In which case you will us your tears as lubricant.
02§: Do never state on a website where one can find your real identity that you are a lolicon.
03§: Do explain why a one genre is better than another, however never insult a fellow fapper due to their preferred genre.
2. Logic
01§: Because hentai.
02§: Sexual diseases don't exist.
03§: The vagina can morph to fit the size of the object being inserted.
04§: Any male, other than the protagonist, is either a villain, gay, or not capable of romantic feelings
05§: A female cannot become pregnant until forcefully gangbanged or until the protagonist wishes for it.
06§: A male can become pregnant if the male is a shota.
07§: There is no limit to how many times a male can ejaculate.
08§: There is no limit to the amount of semen a male can ejaculate.
09§: Females, left on their own, will always become attracted to the protagonist.
10§: Females are never approached by men before the protagonist. (Exception; See 6. Exceptions 04§)
11§: If males do not exist around a female, in the present state, they will become attracted to females.
12§: If males do not exist around a female, in a past state, it is because they have attended an all female school.
13§: If a dick hits the cervix, the woman feels pleasure rather than excruciating pain.
14§: Someone is always having sex on school grounds.
15§: Shotas must cross dress.
16§: Shotas are either passive or Tsundere.
17§: Shotas can technically be counted as females and are therefore subjugated to; 6. Exceptions 02§.
18§: A trap can technically be counted as females and are therefore subjugated to; 6. Exceptions 02§.
19§: If the protagonist have a childhood friend then he will have sex with him/her.
20§: If a protagonists secret porn stash is discovered, it will result in copulation.
21§: Confessions of love in the middle of sexual intercourse will always result in a mutual response.
22§: A females genitalia will tighten if the protagonist calls her name during intercourse.
23§: If a protagonists works in an office, then he will have sex with either his boss, senpai or his kouhai.
24§: If a female works in an office, then she will be forced by either her boss, senpai or her kouhai.
25§: The tendency of a scene turning into yaoi or yuri is directly ruled by the male/female ratio.
26§: Every kind of situation can end up in casual sex
27§: Females will always describe whats happening while having sex.
28§: The most reasonable excuse is ''It can't be helped''.
29§: All females have sensitive nipples and will orgasm at the slightest touch.
30§: If there is mutual love, then the couple will orgasm at the same time.
31§: All housewives are lonely and horny.
32§: Upon the sight of a boner, a female will by instinct feel the responsibility to relieve the man of his erection.
33§: All animals have the ability to become human, so that they can return the favor to their owners.
34§: If it exists, there's hentai of it.
35§: Unless the male wish for it, anal sex can never result in scat.
36§: A Futunari will allays have a penis with an equal size of their lower arms.
37§: A female is inept too feel jealousy and on the rare occasions that she does, it's easy to subside through inclusion in a sexual act.(Exception; See 6. Exceptions 03§)
38§: Imoutos to a protagonist always exist as a sexual option for the protagonist.
39§: Imoutos always have a set of romantic feelings for their brothers.
40§: Other males almost never have imoutos, when they do, then there is no mutual attraction.
41§: Anegos to a protagonist always exist as a sexual option for the protagonist.
42§: Anegos always have a set of romantic feelings for their little brothers.
43§: Should a male protagonist have a younger brother that isn't a villain, then it's either a shota or a trap.
44§: A principal will always receive a blowjob from a brainwashed student under the table.
45§: All female aliens where developed to please human males.
46§: All male aliens where developed to brainwash human females.
3. Consent
01§: No means yes.
02§: Rape will almost always be consensual in the end.
03§: If it involves elves, it will also be about rape.
04§: If it involves elves and there was a lack of rape, then there is a prequel which contains rape.
05§: If you found a prequel, it involves elves and there was a lack of rape, then there is a sequel wich contains rape.
06§: NTR or rape is bad. However, you will sometimes like it, without admitting it.
07§: All Females can be victims to Forced.
08§: All types can be victims to netorare.
09§: A case of netorare will always result in the brainwashing of the female. (Exception; See 6. Exceptions 03§)
10§: Females will always describe whats happening while being raped.
4. Yuri and Yaoi
01§: Males who are attracted to other Males are under legislation of; 6. Exceptions 02§. And therefore eligible to brainwash.
02§: Two female lolis will always result in Yuri intercourse.
03§: Females who are attracted to other females can always be converted unless loli. (Exception; See 6. Exceptions 05§)
6. Exceptions
01§: Villains can change this.
02§: Therefore, some rules can be applied to them that would otherwise only apply to females.
03§: This does not apply to the Yandere type.
04§: If a female has been approached by a male before the protagonist. then she is either;
a) A Milf.
b) A candidate for Netori.
c) Cheating on the protagonist due to brainwash.
d) In a forced relationship with a villain.
e) A slut.
05§: If an older man is paying the loli, then said loli can be converted into a bisexual.
Yours sincerely - Vanilj
It's entirely possible that someone already has made one of these, however I have so far been unable to find said subject.
These are the rules of hentai which I with a bunch of hours as well as some copy paste from various parts of the internet have put together.
I would love if you guys could help me out by adding whatever I have missed.
Rules Of Hentai
1. Rules
01§: All fapping material should be enjoyed, unless it is really sad. In which case you will us your tears as lubricant.
02§: Do never state on a website where one can find your real identity that you are a lolicon.
03§: Do explain why a one genre is better than another, however never insult a fellow fapper due to their preferred genre.
2. Logic
01§: Because hentai.
02§: Sexual diseases don't exist.
03§: The vagina can morph to fit the size of the object being inserted.
04§: Any male, other than the protagonist, is either a villain, gay, or not capable of romantic feelings
05§: A female cannot become pregnant until forcefully gangbanged or until the protagonist wishes for it.
06§: A male can become pregnant if the male is a shota.
07§: There is no limit to how many times a male can ejaculate.
08§: There is no limit to the amount of semen a male can ejaculate.
09§: Females, left on their own, will always become attracted to the protagonist.
10§: Females are never approached by men before the protagonist. (Exception; See 6. Exceptions 04§)
11§: If males do not exist around a female, in the present state, they will become attracted to females.
12§: If males do not exist around a female, in a past state, it is because they have attended an all female school.
13§: If a dick hits the cervix, the woman feels pleasure rather than excruciating pain.
14§: Someone is always having sex on school grounds.
15§: Shotas must cross dress.
16§: Shotas are either passive or Tsundere.
17§: Shotas can technically be counted as females and are therefore subjugated to; 6. Exceptions 02§.
18§: A trap can technically be counted as females and are therefore subjugated to; 6. Exceptions 02§.
19§: If the protagonist have a childhood friend then he will have sex with him/her.
20§: If a protagonists secret porn stash is discovered, it will result in copulation.
21§: Confessions of love in the middle of sexual intercourse will always result in a mutual response.
22§: A females genitalia will tighten if the protagonist calls her name during intercourse.
23§: If a protagonists works in an office, then he will have sex with either his boss, senpai or his kouhai.
24§: If a female works in an office, then she will be forced by either her boss, senpai or her kouhai.
25§: The tendency of a scene turning into yaoi or yuri is directly ruled by the male/female ratio.
26§: Every kind of situation can end up in casual sex
27§: Females will always describe whats happening while having sex.
28§: The most reasonable excuse is ''It can't be helped''.
29§: All females have sensitive nipples and will orgasm at the slightest touch.
30§: If there is mutual love, then the couple will orgasm at the same time.
31§: All housewives are lonely and horny.
32§: Upon the sight of a boner, a female will by instinct feel the responsibility to relieve the man of his erection.
33§: All animals have the ability to become human, so that they can return the favor to their owners.
34§: If it exists, there's hentai of it.
35§: Unless the male wish for it, anal sex can never result in scat.
36§: A Futunari will allays have a penis with an equal size of their lower arms.
37§: A female is inept too feel jealousy and on the rare occasions that she does, it's easy to subside through inclusion in a sexual act.(Exception; See 6. Exceptions 03§)
38§: Imoutos to a protagonist always exist as a sexual option for the protagonist.
39§: Imoutos always have a set of romantic feelings for their brothers.
40§: Other males almost never have imoutos, when they do, then there is no mutual attraction.
41§: Anegos to a protagonist always exist as a sexual option for the protagonist.
42§: Anegos always have a set of romantic feelings for their little brothers.
43§: Should a male protagonist have a younger brother that isn't a villain, then it's either a shota or a trap.
44§: A principal will always receive a blowjob from a brainwashed student under the table.
45§: All female aliens where developed to please human males.
46§: All male aliens where developed to brainwash human females.
3. Consent
01§: No means yes.
02§: Rape will almost always be consensual in the end.
03§: If it involves elves, it will also be about rape.
04§: If it involves elves and there was a lack of rape, then there is a prequel which contains rape.
05§: If you found a prequel, it involves elves and there was a lack of rape, then there is a sequel wich contains rape.
06§: NTR or rape is bad. However, you will sometimes like it, without admitting it.
07§: All Females can be victims to Forced.
08§: All types can be victims to netorare.
09§: A case of netorare will always result in the brainwashing of the female. (Exception; See 6. Exceptions 03§)
10§: Females will always describe whats happening while being raped.
4. Yuri and Yaoi
01§: Males who are attracted to other Males are under legislation of; 6. Exceptions 02§. And therefore eligible to brainwash.
02§: Two female lolis will always result in Yuri intercourse.
03§: Females who are attracted to other females can always be converted unless loli. (Exception; See 6. Exceptions 05§)
6. Exceptions
01§: Villains can change this.
02§: Therefore, some rules can be applied to them that would otherwise only apply to females.
03§: This does not apply to the Yandere type.
04§: If a female has been approached by a male before the protagonist. then she is either;
a) A Milf.
b) A candidate for Netori.
c) Cheating on the protagonist due to brainwash.
d) In a forced relationship with a villain.
e) A slut.
05§: If an older man is paying the loli, then said loli can be converted into a bisexual.
Yours sincerely - Vanilj