Things U May Have Not Known

Twizzlers are made from strawberries

Former vice president Al Gore helped make the internet what it is today by sponsoring a bill for it

Taxes are the reason why we rebelled against the British "red coats"
and how America became independent
the irony later Taxes came back and are still an issue today

Pablo Escobar was a "good guy" that helped the poor providing newly built homes for them to live in at one point even helped the economy of Colombia

Abraham Lincoln was a racist before and after "the slaves" were freed
it was only during the civil war when he realized his flaw

George Washington was a bigot

Halo 2 was the first most successful and the cannon for online console gaming

Grand Theft Auto Vice City was the first most bought and played game of all time for a video game console

Things I never cared.

Hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia is the fear of long words.

Ithyphallophobia is a morbid fear of seeing, thinking about or having an erect penis.

Women speak about 20,000 words a day while men only speak 7,000

Over 2500 left-handed people a year are killed from using equipment made for right-handed people.

The smallest human penis ever was roughly 1cm long.

oh fuck

Fook white army fookin sheep. Pink army is the greatst.

овец сука

reported for foreign speech

so fucking sue me

reported for hypocrisy

butthert russian gon be butthrt

JAAAAAAAAKE
where's that guy when you need him...

SUCK THESE TOTALLY LEGIT FACTS MMMK

Taxes without representation.

Usa was like hey, include us in the law making thing you got going on since we pay ur taxes.

Brish was like nah, suck it and keep on paying taxes.

Usa was like, eh, then we're gonna be all indepence and yo.

British was like oh no you didn't and sent in the redcoats to kick usa's butt.

And in mass orgy between uk and usa soldiers, usa the independent country was born.

And it only happened cuz uk was being a fag and refused to let them on in the fun of making laws.

^

The more you know.