NAME, CAN YOU REMEMBER IT?: James
AGE, CAN YOU STOP IT?: 25
SEX, HAVE YOU EVEN HAD IT?: Male
WHAT IS THIS SO ACRONYM?: Straight
MY GOD DAMN JOB... I GUESS?: Drug Lord / Server at Denny's
LAST 10 JOBS, MOST RECENT FIRST, PROBABLY?: Capstone Logistics LLC, (Manufacturing Crew), Capstone Logistics LLC (Warehouse Freight Crew) Wendy's (Dining Room Closer / Cashier), Oneself Inc. (Human Resources Manager), BNK Construction (Remodeling and Maintenance), Red's Electric Co Inc. (Apprentice Electrician), Domino's (Delivery Driver), Domino's (Assistant Manager / Store Closer), Domino's (Crew), Liberty Tax Services (Sign Waver)
FUCKING... HOBBIES?: Fucking, Sex, Masturbation, Loneliness, Video Games, Writing, Drawing, Reading (sort of, maybe?), Bicycling, Martial Arts, Camping
FUCKING... IDUNNO, SKILLS?: Fucking, Sex, Masturbation, Loneliness, Video Games, Drawing, Martial Arts (This depends on what you consider "skilled")
OTHER RANDOM SHIT?: I like cats. They are cute.
WHY IS EVERYTHING CAPSLOCKED BUT NOT THE ITEMS IN THE LIST THEMSELVES? I DON'T FUCKING KNOW, MAYBE IT LOOKS MORE PROFESHUNALL SUMHAO. IFF I KEN KONVINSS YUU DAT EYE ARE SERIOUS, ET WILL BE AMAZING... MOVIE.
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THE PROFILE ITEMS QUESTIONS? BECAUSE I'M TOO DRUNK TO KNOW ANYTHING FOR SURE, FUCK YOU.
DANDYWAGON IS BANDING TO FEATHERS.