two funny jokes i learned
so do these two jokes work for you? or no?
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here are two jokes i learned from hornyhumor.com i thought it was pretty funny, so i thought i would share it with you guys. i hope you all think they are as funny as i did, and if not, then my bad. the first is called 4 kinds of sex, and it goes like this:
HOUSE SEX: when your a newlywed and you and your wife have sex all over the house
BEDROOM SEX: when you and your wife only have sex in the bedroom
HALLWAY SEX: when you and your wife pass each other in the hallway and you say "FUCK YOU!" to her
COURTROOM SEX: when your wife and her lawyer fuck you for every penny you have in the divorce court in front of hundreds of random people.
if youve heard it or just dont like it, then theres this other one i learned called a wasp in pussy
a young husband and wife were sun bathing on a nude beach,when a wasp buzzed into the womens vagina. the husband covered her with his coat, pulled on some shorts, carried her to the car, and made a dash for the hospital.
after examining herthe doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to reach with forceps. he suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting some honey on his penis, and withdrawing his penis as soon as he feels the wasp.
the man agreed to try, but was so nervous he failed to rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects, i could try" said the medic.
under the circumstances, both agreed. the doctor quickly undressed, slathered his penis with honey and mounted the woman. the husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for for several long minutes. "hey what the hell is happening!?!" "change of plans" said the doctor "im going to drown the little bastard"
HOUSE SEX: when your a newlywed and you and your wife have sex all over the house
BEDROOM SEX: when you and your wife only have sex in the bedroom
HALLWAY SEX: when you and your wife pass each other in the hallway and you say "FUCK YOU!" to her
COURTROOM SEX: when your wife and her lawyer fuck you for every penny you have in the divorce court in front of hundreds of random people.
if youve heard it or just dont like it, then theres this other one i learned called a wasp in pussy
a young husband and wife were sun bathing on a nude beach,when a wasp buzzed into the womens vagina. the husband covered her with his coat, pulled on some shorts, carried her to the car, and made a dash for the hospital.
after examining herthe doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to reach with forceps. he suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting some honey on his penis, and withdrawing his penis as soon as he feels the wasp.
the man agreed to try, but was so nervous he failed to rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects, i could try" said the medic.
under the circumstances, both agreed. the doctor quickly undressed, slathered his penis with honey and mounted the woman. the husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for for several long minutes. "hey what the hell is happening!?!" "change of plans" said the doctor "im going to drown the little bastard"
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nzephier wrote...
a young husband and wife were sun bathing on a nude beach,when a wasp buzzed into the womens vagina. the husband covered her with his coat, pulled on some shorts, carried her to the car, and made a dash for the hospital.after examining herthe doctor explained that the wasp was too far in to reach with forceps. he suggested the husband try to entice it out by putting some honey on his penis, and withdrawing his penis as soon as he feels the wasp.
the man agreed to try, but was so nervous he failed to rise to the occasion. "if neither of you objects, i could try" said the medic.
under the circumstances, both agreed. the doctor quickly undressed, slathered his penis with honey and mounted the woman. the husband watched with increasing alarm as the doctor's thrust continued for for several long minutes. "hey what the hell is happening!?!" "change of plans" said the doctor "im going to drown the little bastard"
That's fucked up.
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ZomgAsdf wrote...
Not remotely funnyaw, come on. i thought they were funny, rbz thought they were decent, and even (the guy with japanese katakana that i cant spell XD) thought they were pretty good. nothing? no? oh well, i guess whats funny to others isnt funny to some. you cant please the world. *shoulder shrug*
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nzephier wrote...
rbz thought they were decentDon't put made up thoughts into my head. All I said was that one was fucked up, which it was. Although the first one made me smile.
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rbz123 wrote...
nzephier wrote...
rbz thought they were decentDon't put made up thoughts into my head. All I said was that one was fucked up, which it was. Although the first one made me smile.
what i meant was you thought they were not terrible. but excuse me for putting words in your mouth if it offended you in any way.