Woot I'm a big shot

So I just checked up on my 401k I'm worth an outstanding $60.37 USD

I'll be over there in a little bit to kill you. My car insurance needs to be paid.

damn damn damn! i just found out i have only $60.36!
would you be discounted? x3

I'm sure my pocket change and your worth could be enough to pay for that new game I've been meaning to buy.

Forget it I'm putting back 5 bucks a week towards my future, and that is 260 a year, Plus interest.

...ROFL

No seriously. I laugh at this every time I read it.