Ehm, What Up Fakkurs?

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I'm more withdrawn with most people and don't really use the word "butt-fuck" all that often. I am a varsity halfback on my 2-8 school football team. Also, I am an Honor Student in a school with no basically no state recognized weighted GPA courses.

Here recently I have undergone some serious reform in trying to increase my own quality of life. Hell, it is working. I am a self-proclaimed Jock-nerd, and I am damn proud of it. I use my two main statistics as a way to feel I am better than the faggot next to me (teenage trait; bad one). My GPA and my Max Bench. Say some kid rubs in my face that he got a higher test score. Well, in response to that I punch him in the face (usually shoulder, but face sounds cooler) to assert the fact in what I am lacking in brains I make up in punching you in the face, really hard[run-on sentence].

I am brutally honest and will almost never lie to you. I am blunt and usually emotionless with a well-improvised sense of humor. I am intimidated by upperclassmen and their social-ties and attitudes towards life.

I am a freshman, and a hybrid between two very different labels. I must find a creative girl and mate! Well, damn, mabe it is just puberty but oh well.

Until I am good enough for that girl I will still undergo my reform. But, until then..


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P.S. name = Madeline(full name, she goes by nickname)

*reads message*
*unlocks chest*
*thoroughly checks gun*
*wind blows*
*kills neighbors cat*
*posts this*

Ah snizzlesticks..