Food is Sex and Sex with Food is Better

Now that I have gotten everyone's attention, your all fired. < Reference to what
Haha now that I truly have your attention I just wanted to say hello. My name is, well I'm not going to give you my full name now am I. You may call me Tim. I guess my likes are Anime, Fishing, Paintball, Surfing, Cooking, Reading, Music, and a few other things. Anything else just ask =).

A few other things = Hentai

Amirite? Welcome to Fakku!

I was gonna say handcuffs, blindfolds, whips, biting, head and back rubs and long walks on the beach during a full moon. =)BBUUUTT thats just me, and thank you for the welcome.

Welcome to the forums.

You should consider resizing your sig, it's a little too large.

You may also call me Tim.

and agreed with zafhner if not removing it maybe adding a spoiler -

Just make it your avi.

Welcome to fakku and I hope you enjoy your stay!!

Welcome to fakku.

Welcome friend..

I'll be the first noob to welcome you.

That was really familiar, but I couldn't place it off the top of my head. I cheated and looked the answer up.

Welcome to fakku.

If i could have sex with a sandwich i would too man.