Greetings from MotherRussia!

*With heavy russian accent* Hello, comrades! I'm very excited about me joining Fakku!
Another russian fanboy at your service!

P.S. Vodka, balalaika and bears not included.

Welcome to FAKKU!

*Russian Accent*

Welcome to the forums, comrade.

For Mother Russia.

*waves arm* I welcome you with open arms brother!

Damn commie bastard. That was a joke I hope you don't take offense to but that's up to you although i hope you see it for the joke that it is and shrug it off because it's not even funny. Anyway, WELCOME!

Welcome to fakku!

I would expect a Russian to drink vodka like it was going out of style. You do like vodka, I hope? If so we will get along just fine. Oh, welcome to the forums!

Yeah, I like alcohol, not only vodka.
Cheers!

Welcome to Fakku!!