I am Eku, and my penguins are better than you.
'nuff said.
the rest is too long, so don't read.
I enjoy reading hentai, fapping to hentai, playing LoL, having sex, getting laid, sleeping around, receiving a fellatio from a sexy milf, etc.
just your average closet pervert who's probably also a masochist. I asked my friend who happens to be a girl, punch me as hard as she could the other day as many times as she could stand. It was in a game of truth or dare. that dare awkwardly ended the game, of course.
The reason i say 'closet pervert', is because i don't talk about these things in real life, of course.
I am a currrently college student under the pretense (read as: excuse) of having a dream to be an English teacher in Japan some day, although that is complete bullshit.
I just want to live a lazy life after all, but everyone expects too much of me because i graduated high school as some kind of 'genius', when all i did was work really hard.
i'm just as stupid as any other 'newfag' here... well, maybe not any, but still...
anyway, ranting is stupid so i'll stop.
if you read what's in the spoiler then I forgive you. no matter who you are or what you do, you're forgiven.\
even if you kill my entire family, girlfriend included.
(im lying about the gf part btw)