Hail, from an Almost Actual Historic Figure

I thought there was a "Lorenzo Marquis De Sade," but he wasn't named "Lorenzo." Go figure. Still has a nice ring, eh?

Anyway, hello! I've been scoping out this joint for quite some time, but only now (when I have dishes to do and 40 winks to catch) am I finally deigning to be a part of this fun-looking community. Um, what about me is worth sharing off the bat? I'm gruff, prone to wrestle at a moment's notice, an amateur game-developer, a survivalist, and quite possibly gay. I can't test the last one on account of being an avid blood-donor. (Really digging the recent yaoi/trap-trend, as you might imagine.)

So yeah~!

Nice to join the gang, if y'all'll have me!

And the moral of the story is that I oughtn't write so much as a single damn thing at 2 in the morning after spending the previous 10 hours straight mulling over collision-algorithms. ^^;