Greetings and salutations. My name is Lord Shadow, true name [REDACTED] and I am pleased to make your acquaintance.
I have been observing this site (or rather, it's uploaded material) for some time now. I am told this is colloquially known an 'lurking'. For a commonly found sentient bipedal organism like myself I find this place quite intriguing.
My fellow hominids shall be pleased to note that my formal introduction marks my decision to become more active and a productive member of the community. Truly, such realis entities such as myself and my fellow FAKKUers are a blessed group indeed to have such a wealth of fap-worthy material bestowed upon us.
Yes my people, of which I most definitely am one of and not an incomprehensible irrealis monstrosity, it is good to finally dwell among you.
I look forward to not destroying your limited existant notions of 'reality' and enjoying a good many hentai originals and doujin with all of you.
—Sincerely, Lord Shadow of the Non-Existant realm, home to unspeakable horrors and impossible geomitries located beyond the void expanse that lies apart from the multiverse.