Heyall! Howdy-doo! Scooby-dooby-doo! Idk.

Sorry for hirrid intro title! I'm Simon, 29-year old virgin (almost a wizard!) Fapping to stuff is my relief at night, keeps me warm:<>

I mostly play video games for hobbies, I play LoL, Minecraft, and other stuff, because I can't afford a computer that can play higher-quality games. Also cuz their fun.

I'm lookin;' forward to getting along with all of you wonderful , benevolent, kind and people and stuff!

Simon says, let's get along!

By now!

I'd say welcome, but my eyes are following bouncing boobs on your pic.