If it didn’t have bones it wouldn’t be crunchy now would it.

Your title grabbed my attention. I think you'll feel right at home here.

It's a pleasure to meet you and welcome to FAKKU, CF. See ya around!

Welcome to Fakku Crunchy, don't forget to read the rules of Fakku, and enjoy your stay.

Welcome to Fakku :) I hope you enjoy your stay here :D

Welcome to Fakku! ^_^ Hope you brought adequate lube ;)