New to the crew

I'm new to Fakku, I am a 23 yo swordsman from Oklahoma
I've used this site to read a ton of doujinshii and I liked to read the Forums and finally decided to make an account.
I like the band Skillet, I love Bleach, Naruto, and Onepiece, oh and also Fairy Tail, I'm usually rather quiet and closeminded so this is probably going to be the longest post I make.
I have a liking for vanilla/petanko combos and I love stockings mixed with femdom
I guess that's all...

What are YOU doin here? Damnit, nothin is sacred or private with you is it?!
Anyway, Welcome ta Fakku

You suck.

That is all. Thank you for your time.

Hmmm, somebody needs a nap I think

Yeah, sure. You have absolutely nothing to do with it.


Naw, just pulling your strings cause I'm bored. Welcome to fakku, please start using spell check and periods on the end of your sentences.

ahh... first sanji and now zoro. when the hell are nami and/or robin going to show up.

Anyway welcome to Fakku!

A swordman? Please, we do not need any fucking swordman, we need more booze... and a hooker.

Welcome. Please do mind every hole on your body, we can't guarantee that any of them will stay virgin the time you realize that you've been violated online.

Yea, this guy especially...I hear he has a thing for noses and eyes, so watch yer back
And stop drinkin the booze in the fridge, I cook with that!

If you want the holes on my body, try and come and get them ToolMan.
And Sanji, I didnt drink anything out of your fridge, untwist your panties.

You sir, are wrong.
I have a thing for... peculiar hole.
And no, I do not drink booze. I drink ethanol.

EDIT: A welcome gift: