This will not end well.

I'm new. You know the drill. Here we go.

Call me Ishmael.

Now that the whole "First joke" thing is out of the way, exposition time people.

After lurking this website forever, yadda yadda, I decided to finally contribute. However lacking drawing talent, and unfortunately unable to speak or read Japanese, left me with only one option: offer my insight and opinions on topics in the forum.
I knew what I had to do.
So, here I stand before you, oblivious to the customs and relative wellbeing of the peoples here, ready Fail pretty hard in the name of comedy and usefulness.


It's good to be here.

Congrats on shedding your lurk-dom and joining us, Knighthawk. I'm sure you'll settle into things just fine. Don't forget, you don't need any artistic talent to save a picture and share it with us here on Fakku. Contributing is just a few clicks away.

Hope you enjoy your time here as a bonafide member!

Yeah as Sic says and welcome...

Welcome to the land of a million (or so) members!