Hello, Fakkers. I am Sir Johnathon Weatherby Percival New Age Retro Hippy III, but you can just call me New Age Retro Hippy. I am an avid gamer, webcomics enthusiast, aspiring cartoonist, weeaboo, and porn addict. My favorite game right now is Team Fortress 2, and I can't wait for the
translation of Mother 3 to finish.
My favorite anime are The Melancholy of Haruhi Suzumiya, Azumangah Daioh!, and Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann. My favorite food is chicken and dumplings, and my favorite color is fluorescent pink. I think that Carlos Mencia is by far the least funny comedian I've ever seen. My other dislikes include Naruto and Counter-Strike players, the webcomic
CAD, my stupid fucking cat Romeo, and every last person at my college.
So, I look forward to being a respected member of this site.