Unlimited Blade Works Parodies

So I'm uncertain if anyone has done this yet, but I've been reading a bunch of these over the past week or so. I know that there are many creative minds out there on Fakku, so I figured that there would be other people who'd want to try this.

Anyways, So the game, as you've probably guessed, is to create a unique, on the spot parody of the Unlimited Blade Works chant. Extra intrest if you're able to make it in refference to Fakku. P.S. Play this for inspiration



Lol here's mine:

I am The Selector of my Favourites
D'aaaw is my body, and FAV'D is my blood
I have read over a thousand love stories
Unknown to Netorare
But Known To Troll its fans
Have withstood Carpal Tunnel to type many lolz at them
Yet, these hands will never Delete anything
So as I pray
UNLIMITED VANILLA WORKS!