2 cows
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You have two cows
So, I found this place where there are bunch of 2 cows jokes about animes. I just had to share this.
My favs
So, I found this place where there are bunch of 2 cows jokes about animes. I just had to share this.
My favs
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Some are pretty hilarious if you know the anime well.
Gantz (3)
You have two cows. cow one is a horny little punk, and cow two is chivalrous, but whines a lot. They get their heads knocked off by a subway train while trying to save a hobo, and are teleported to this room. It has a black ball, and is filled with other cows who have also just died, including one busty cow. The black ball makes the cows hunt down aliens for points,until a Badass Golden statue WTFPWNS the cows with lasers and acid (including cow two and the busty cow). Cow one is the only survivor,and he gets pissed at the ball and goes home. He then falls in love with a non-busty cow, and is sent back to the room with other cows after a sociopathic cow goes on a rampage. Cow one continues to fight more aliens, until he beats an extra-strong one,and revives cow two. He then leaves the game, goes home, and is eventually gets killed (again) by vampire cows. the series goes on hiatus, returning later with cow two as the main character.
Jigoku Shoujo
You have two cows. One hates the other very much because it has been doing mean things. This cow then goes to a site at midnight after watching 3 hours of porn to write the other cows name in. Some freaky cow gives this cow a cow doll with rope around it's neck. When this cow pulls this rope, freaky cow goes and kills the other cow and sells it's meat for $10 a kilogram. Though the catch is, when the first cow dies the freaky cow will sell it's meat for $5 a kilogram.
Please Twins
You meet two cows, one of them may be your sister. After lots of hilarious hi-jinks you get to bonk the cow that isn't your sister. But it still has complications as the sister is mooing over you incessantly (to the point of raiding your bath!!! GAAAAA).
Clannad
Cow, cow, cow, cow, big cow family.
Gantz (3)
You have two cows. cow one is a horny little punk, and cow two is chivalrous, but whines a lot. They get their heads knocked off by a subway train while trying to save a hobo, and are teleported to this room. It has a black ball, and is filled with other cows who have also just died, including one busty cow. The black ball makes the cows hunt down aliens for points,until a Badass Golden statue WTFPWNS the cows with lasers and acid (including cow two and the busty cow). Cow one is the only survivor,and he gets pissed at the ball and goes home. He then falls in love with a non-busty cow, and is sent back to the room with other cows after a sociopathic cow goes on a rampage. Cow one continues to fight more aliens, until he beats an extra-strong one,and revives cow two. He then leaves the game, goes home, and is eventually gets killed (again) by vampire cows. the series goes on hiatus, returning later with cow two as the main character.
Jigoku Shoujo
You have two cows. One hates the other very much because it has been doing mean things. This cow then goes to a site at midnight after watching 3 hours of porn to write the other cows name in. Some freaky cow gives this cow a cow doll with rope around it's neck. When this cow pulls this rope, freaky cow goes and kills the other cow and sells it's meat for $10 a kilogram. Though the catch is, when the first cow dies the freaky cow will sell it's meat for $5 a kilogram.
Please Twins
You meet two cows, one of them may be your sister. After lots of hilarious hi-jinks you get to bonk the cow that isn't your sister. But it still has complications as the sister is mooing over you incessantly (to the point of raiding your bath!!! GAAAAA).
Clannad
Cow, cow, cow, cow, big cow family.
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Code Geass (2)
You have two cows. They graze on pizza from Pizza Hut.
Fullmetal Alchemist (4)
We shouldn't have tried to play rancher, brother!
'Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann (5)
If your going to milk, milk to the heavens!
Super Milk Chan
You have a shitload of cows that don't make sense. The audience holds a mass suicide meeting.
You have two cows. They graze on pizza from Pizza Hut.
Fullmetal Alchemist (4)
We shouldn't have tried to play rancher, brother!
'Tengen Toppa Gurren-Lagann (5)
If your going to milk, milk to the heavens!
Super Milk Chan
You have a shitload of cows that don't make sense. The audience holds a mass suicide meeting.
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Air Gear
You have two cows. They are wearing motorized roller-skates.
Blood+
You have two cows. One has glowing red eyes, but is not evil. One has glowing blue eyes, but is evil. They hack at each other and each other’s friends with swords. Also, the American military is evil.
Code Geass R2
You have two cows. It is exactly like it was in the first season.
Consumption Note (3)
You have two cows. You take one and EAT IT.
Naruto
You have two cows. Nobody likes Naruto.
Paranoia Agent
You have two cows. One is a cute and cuddly calf doll modeled after a calf you had as a child. This cow is loved by all of Japan, where it has its own cartoon show and a huge line of merchandise. The other cow is a maniac with roller skates and a baseball bat. And everything is the baseball bat cow's fault. You never did anything wrong. Even your doll says so. It's not your fault. And the baseball bat cow is causing problems for a great many other people as well. It's all his fault! It's not your fault!
You have two cows. They are wearing motorized roller-skates.
Blood+
You have two cows. One has glowing red eyes, but is not evil. One has glowing blue eyes, but is evil. They hack at each other and each other’s friends with swords. Also, the American military is evil.
Code Geass R2
You have two cows. It is exactly like it was in the first season.
Consumption Note (3)
You have two cows. You take one and EAT IT.
Naruto
You have two cows. Nobody likes Naruto.
Paranoia Agent
You have two cows. One is a cute and cuddly calf doll modeled after a calf you had as a child. This cow is loved by all of Japan, where it has its own cartoon show and a huge line of merchandise. The other cow is a maniac with roller skates and a baseball bat. And everything is the baseball bat cow's fault. You never did anything wrong. Even your doll says so. It's not your fault. And the baseball bat cow is causing problems for a great many other people as well. It's all his fault! It's not your fault!
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Lol @futanari version. :lol:
I like the politican versions more, but this stuff is pretty funny too. :)
Berserk
You have two cows. After cutting one cow in half with a massive butcher's knife (known as the Cow Slayer), the second cow makes a pact with demons and has demonic sex with your girlfriend. Left without sex, you masturbate so hard and so often that you go blind in one eye and lose the use of your left hand.
Fate/Stay Night (2)
You have two cows. One is actually some sexy female King Arthur, and the other cow is Red. The Red cow summons your future self, who is one hot bull, but that doesn't matter. And theres some other random girl, but who the hell cares. All you want is some Saintly Cup so you can get water to your favorite cow. Choose wisely, or else your cow's neighbor becomes evil, forcing you receive a limb donation from your future bull-self. Try explaining that one to your friends.
Ikkitousen 2
You have many cows and a naughty camera man.
I like the politican versions more, but this stuff is pretty funny too. :)
Berserk
You have two cows. After cutting one cow in half with a massive butcher's knife (known as the Cow Slayer), the second cow makes a pact with demons and has demonic sex with your girlfriend. Left without sex, you masturbate so hard and so often that you go blind in one eye and lose the use of your left hand.
Fate/Stay Night (2)
You have two cows. One is actually some sexy female King Arthur, and the other cow is Red. The Red cow summons your future self, who is one hot bull, but that doesn't matter. And theres some other random girl, but who the hell cares. All you want is some Saintly Cup so you can get water to your favorite cow. Choose wisely, or else your cow's neighbor becomes evil, forcing you receive a limb donation from your future bull-self. Try explaining that one to your friends.
Ikkitousen 2
You have many cows and a naughty camera man.
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Code Lyoko (2)
You have four French cows. They constantly fight a virtual strain of mad cow disease and try to save their world and some virtual cow by going into a digital world, killing more virtual cows, and activating a tower that resembles a penis. Repeat until someone dies. Also: one of the cows is a bisexual.
You have four French cows. They constantly fight a virtual strain of mad cow disease and try to save their world and some virtual cow by going into a digital world, killing more virtual cows, and activating a tower that resembles a penis. Repeat until someone dies. Also: one of the cows is a bisexual.
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jmason
Curious and Wondering
The cow joke on futanari, LOL ^_^
Here's some of what I found amusing:
Here's some of what I found amusing:
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edibleghost wrote...
Code Lyoko (2)You have four French cows. They constantly fight a virtual strain of mad cow disease and try to save their world and some virtual cow by going into a digital world, killing more virtual cows, and activating a tower that resembles a penis. Repeat until someone dies. Also: one of the cows is a bisexual.
I just fell of my bed laughing!
"mad cow disease"
you have made my day!
*hug*
