Bathtub weirdness

Do you ever go leftie in the tub to feel like there's a stranger there?

whut thur derrrrt?

Huh? You feel like someones watching you when you wank in the bath?

have you peeped on somebody lately?

what???????? the ????????

The [color=red]dumbest[/color] question I heard.

Ever give yourself a stranger?

sit on your hand for about 10 minutes, until it feels numb. Then "rough up the usual suspect", feels like a stranger is doing it... or so I hear?

This is so not worth the effort and time it takes. You have to make sure your sitting on your hand right then you have to stay that way for like 10-15 min and after that you can't move your hand so you can't jerk off and the numb feeling leaves after 3-4 minutes anyway. Biggest waste of 20 minutes ever.

Hey, at least you'll have a stranger touch your dick.