I debated with myself for a while on where exactly to put this (General, Relationships, or Writing) and settled for Relationships as being the most relevant forum.
Pretty much everyone who's watched a bit of tv or played a few games has a favorite pairing for whatever characters they're into. Sometimes they're pretty cool and reasonable about it, but sometimes they're total douchebags who expect you to believe that their favorite pairing is the ONLY acceptable pairing for those characters (I'm big on Magical Girl Lyrical Nanoha, and I'm SICK TO DEATH of the Nanoha/Yuuno vs Nanoha/Fate shipping war that's been going on since before forever there).
But then there's people who like to have some fun with their pairings, doing things like sticking two people (or more!) from completely different shows together and seeing what the babies look like, or doing the same thing to people who never even meet in the show they came from. These are Crack Pairings, and they're what this thread is all about. So what's your favorite crack pairing? What totally impossible but awesome, insane, or just plain wrong pairing are you most fond of?
For me, it's Lucy (Elfen Lied) x Kenpachi Zaraki (Bleach). Yeah, think about that one for a second or two. You could make an anime out of their love life, but it'd have to be a Shonen/Hentai fusion because they'd spend all their time alternating between trying to kill each other and having the roughest make-up sex ever.