So if you haven't noticed, I've been more of a douchebag this week. I curse a lot more, I'm hateful, and I just can't find empathy for anything. What could've possibly caused this outrage I'm having towards the world you ask? I fucking dropped my ipod in the fucking toilet. After a day that shit died and I can't recharge it and I don't know where the fucking warranty on that shit is.
WTF! I have downgraded to a fuckin' CD player and it's battery life is shit, not to mention the fact that the CD caps at 80 minutes of music.
Then after not giving a shit about my fucking e-mail for a week I decided to check that shit and I had to have a double take at the shit I saw.
If it happened to someone else they might say some shit like, "Maybe god does exist." Fuck that shit! I do know for sure that
great fucking timing does exist and this is just one example of how awesome it can be.
Yes, this thread will be about great fucking timing. If it's not epic, it doesn't belong here.