I was beaten by a 3 month old...

It happened an hour and thirty minutes ago while I was talking on the phone. I had baby on my lap and engrossed in convo when I felt fingernail digging into flesh. I looked down and there was my pretty little girl squeezing with all her might. While I said soothing words to try and get her to let go I left my right side open and her other hand found my other nipple! As I cried out in pain I heard tinny laughter coming from the phone, apperently my friend on the other line had gather everyone in his house to hear. I tried to reach for the phone which caused my to shift and a new surge of pain erupted in my body and the resulting shriek startled my baby into releasing me finlly. Hearing her crying rose a firce irony within me but maternal instinct caused me to soften and I picked her back up. " Why did you hurt mommy", I asked and recieved a Falcon Punch as a reply! My god I almost dropped her then, but reason and the though of jail time kept me holding my little assailent. She was still crying though and I entertainted briefly thoughts of letting her scream. But those damnable maternals creeped back up on me and she relented and snuggled aginst but brused and batted titties. Still stinging I went in search of aid. Finding only snarls and growls I retreated back to my computer. As I moved her to my shoulder I glimpsed a tiny hand reach for my face and flinching like the beaten woman I was was quite surprised as all she did was touch my face. By now I was degrading myself for thinking my baby was seriously intending to hurt me and as I smiled b ack into her beautiful face she promptly grabbed my bottom lip and sunked in her tiny claws! My scream was cut off by the taste of my blood but returned after she let go and proceeded to stomp on my vagina! At the last of my strenth I heard the beautiful sound of the door opening and saw the lovly visage that was my mom. "Give her to me", she said and as she lifted her I heard heavenly strings as she took her in to the next room. scratched beaten and bloody I collapsed from the terriable ordeal. Laying my head on the table I drifted off in peaceful slumber. Only it wasen't over for back into the room came my mom holding that tiny angelic devil."She's hungry". said and reached me my freshly changed demon and as she nuzzed and clamped upon my marked and swollen nipples I knew my nightmare was far from over...



It was such a horriable experiance I had to write it in epic style

Children are true evil. No remorse since they don't understand. Thats why I hate kids.

Ah one of my kins doing his stuff bravo ! anyway tough luck with kids for u...

Omg. Such evilness. I hope you survive the nightmare. :shock:

I'm still recovering... how can something that cute and small beat me so badly. And she's not always that bad she justturned on me like a pitbull

rofllolmao kickd yo azz !!!!

doesnt she get spankings, if she did u wudnt hav 2 worry bout that.

if it makes u feel any better i just uped your rep

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Look upon the face of chubby evil!! Oh and I cut her nails they just grow back so fast and getting close to her with something with a sharp edge freaks me out :) Thanks Von for the 1up

I lol'd.

Maybe the baby doesn't like you. Maybe.

Blame the dad. Its ALWAYS the dad's fault.

I'd have to bet the old man is right.

sense she 3 months that means she juicy, theres no way this is the baby who kikd your azz, i refuse 2 belive, id coment tha pic if i had yo myspace, heres mine :
von-kun (lil`von)

Yes contrary to popular belief she's currently 3 mounts (she'll be 4 on the first) all she eats is breast milk! I seriously have no idea how she blew up so big so fast :shock:

And Von I love to have you as a myspace friend(if I could find you) but I despise that personality devourour and am rearly on

Have you tried exorcism?

Gawh! What do they always go from the BREAST! (T -T)! Don't understand itsà! Always, when hold cewt adorable babies they want to bouncy on them, attempt to try ripe them off, claw them, maul them... Nuh Fair, will never understand the torment of a baby et breasts... Le Sighs!

OUCH!

ouch, im glad ima man lol