I was robbed by two men (not really but ...>_<)

japanese videos what to say when something certain happen sure are funny as hell

That just creeped me out in a way that I didn't even know was possible...

I can't even laugh because they are so disturbing..

I'm going to have nightmares.

That is a wonderful representation of the common American.
Also, when people rob you, they have the courtesy to look like late-1800s train robbers.

Actually, I remember a couple years ago seeing a series of videos with a similar theme, English phrases you might need to know, only they weren't actually common things to say.

i honestly thought this post was about you being rubbed by two men... it was far more disappointing than I expected.

so you wanted me to be robbed by two men....that would have made you happy ?

He said rubbed. Probably not even on purpose.

ah ...rubbed.....dude I do this every morning when I wake up with every single person on the street just for fun....in that case be happy waar