most memorable "OMG" moment in your life

ever have one of those moments where you do something that is an epic fail in life? like for example you have a job, and your boss asks you why you showed up 4 hours late, and you did not have a good enough excuse, so he just went off on you, and "fuck you" slipped out of your mouth, and you just got yourself into epic trouble. what was a moment sort of like that, or just like "oh shit i fucked up" in your life?

this was mine:

Nothing to add atm just wanted to bold that part of your story for lolz.


[size=8]Just thought I should add that I'm not making light of the situation or the harm she would have been in had she fallen but this was still funny...[/h]

the bolded ones sounds so..

little toy, lawl.

Anyways, back on topic. I was in middle school at the time this happened. My class had to do some stupid science fair project. I was nowhere close to being a scientist and couldn't think of anything to do, plus I was fuckin' lazy so I put it off until the last week. I decided then that I would do a project on plants and photosynthesis. Since I had less than a week, I had no plants. So I created some bullshit plants by drawing them and then gluing them them to lego pieces that were in the shape of the bullshit plants I drew.(so they can stand) I presented this to the class as my "Science" project and after the class was finished laughing at me I was branded with an epic fail sign on my forehead.

haha, taken out of context

a real man would have continues to play the game... and won in memory of the dead baby.

hm think of it.....it was like

getting DSL -> surfing around the net -> first contact with hentai -> learning more about hentai -> meeting FAKKU -> OMG........

that´s it, since that day my live has changed. >_<
the cancer I had was cured along with it as well I have to add.

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Lol, that was amusing. :lol: +rep.

As for those type of moments, I have none. Then again, I do. I just don't feel motivated to think about and name em right now. Maybe later.[/h]

LMFAO!!! :lol:

I loled so hard right now XD;; This threat is going waaayyy off from its original intention

i don't feel like digging through my mind and remember one right now :\
[size=10]sorry for being so lazy. ;P [/h]

Nothing to add atm just wanted to bold that part of your story for lolz.


yeah that was pretty funny. XD but she had some baby toy or soemthing, i dont remember what exactly it was that she had. i think it was one of those teething toys, or maybe some toddler toy. thats why i went with little toy, because i cant for the life of me remember what she had.

@waar: lmao XD continue and win in the memory of the dead baby. nice one.

well,it happens 1 years ago when my girlfriend and i has broken up. it was my fault that our relationship just ended like that.

1 day after we separated,her sister phoned me (thus) yelling at me. when i asked why,she said that my girlfriend was sent to the hospital after failed to suicide.

5 minutes after the conversation,i take some fuel,pouring it into my left hand,and finally lit the fire to burn it.

what i'm doing is to repay her sacrifice. i never understand her feelings,and her action is my responsibility.

i never heal the wounds my hands,just leave it like that until (nearly) rotten. the wounds (naturally) healed 2 months after that. leaving red marks in my hand,and no regret in my heart.

out of curiosity is that why when you take pictures
you are always wearing a Naruto glove on your left hand?
[size=10]if you don't mind me asking.
back on topic, i think i can think of one, maybe later. :P [/h]

well.. that's why i always wearing my Konoha Gloves and Death Note Jacket to cover these scary wounds -_-'


my lovely jacket!

thats kinda psycho-ish dnt ya think.

my lil brother & i were wrestling when i pick him up & accidently dropd him. when he got up he couldnt remember anything. & after i told him something he'd ask the same question again, & im lik Oh shit i gave him brain damage so anyway my dad comes home & yells @ me 4 fucking my lil brother brain up. but he takes a nap, & is all better

girls will do anything if their hearts broken into pieces after you dump her and said "for now on,leave me alone and do as you like with another guy. girls are boring".

i never thinking about her feeling. her action is my responsibility. fortunately she's allright,and i lost my left arm. i call that fortunate because if that didnt happens,many of girls out there suffer broken heart. at least i've educated my ignorant personality..

yeah i understand but thats still kinda emo-ish