exterminatus wrote...
YES!!!!! Finally a cult...er...i mean a religion that's completely built for gamers out there.
1. Introduce a new religion for gaming
2. Eliminate all contenders by releasing a gaming console that supports games of all types (xbox, ps3, wii e.t.c.)
3. Entice people by recruiting lolis...everyone likes em
4.Eliminate political opponents (Jack Thompson) by shooting them into the sun with a giant slingshot
5. with your army of super genetically modified monkeys, you take over the world.
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!
lets add and modify some more to that....
for no. 4: if we want to eliminate those political assholes, will it be easier if we equipped a large calibre sniper rifle and blast their brains out?
for no. 5: why monkeys? they arent strong in nature(save for the gorrilla and orangutan)
now for adding...
6. in the aftermath of the global wars, the religion should be like the Nazi Party like setting with paramilitary gamers forming the Waffen-SS type of group affilated from the new world order of games...
7. a new leader should be set up. that leader should be a gamer who acts like adolf hitler when he is in power...
8. it should be mandatory for every gamer to have at least a high edge PC or the latest console games. failure to comply will have their balls removed.... (ouch!)
well new order here we come!