Quest for Lulz.

Yesterday as I was bored I decided to walk around my neighborhood and see if I couldn't find something to burn some time. I happened upon the neighborhood dog at a neighbors house. This dog is usually a total bitch and will try to chase you luckily it is chained. It was sleeping today so I decided to aggravate the hell out of it. I walked up to the dog ever so quietly and scared the hell out of him. He then sprang up in a surprise looking pissed and proceeded to chase me. I know where the chain ends so I knew I only had to make it that far. As I hauled ass to the point the dog was close behind. I made it to the point at which point I heard a YELP. I looked back and apparently the dog didn't stop. The chain caught him and as I turned back he was there laying on the ground. I proceeded to LOL hard.

All and all it was a funny moment and I am glad I decided to go for that walk. Sadly I was attacked by bears several minutes later and I bawed. Konata bawed aswell as she watched helplessly.

The dog is fine btw. Tho he doesn't seem to want to chase as much. LOL.

This sounds like a Foghorn Leghorn cartoon I once saw. Mind you, that rooster never dealt with bears before, you are quite unlucky in that aspect.

Fine accomplishment you made there. So the dog just laid there without moving or was it twitching a bit?

I was kinda expecting something more "HEROIC" than of a mere childish frolic. At the very least, I honestly had hoped for a twist; like your ass getting nailed or something (I've got nothing against you, simply imo, that would have been way funnier)... but in case something like that ever did happen, you wouldn't have had told us the story, or would you? Now, I'm extremely disappointed... and "literally" sleepy.

I'll give you credit though for surviving the very unfortunate bear attack that's become more frequent as of late. That must have been a very traumatizing experience...

they say tormenting animals is an early sign of a serial killer... might want to talk to someone about that.

edit: hermit, why did you put quotation marks on literally?

Wow, thats amazing!

Exactly what I thought.

Well, at least he didn't kick the dog off a cliff and post it on youtube or something. There's still hope...

Very true, Youtube's always the last step before someone snaps. That place holds the concentrated evil of a thousand trolls, and an uncountable number of camwhores.

Anime, Homie!!! LULZ!!!

but srsly u ok, i aint never been attacked by a bear b4 but damn i bet that was scary, i seen a bear attack special on animal planet, and it wasnt pretty