Twas the night before Christmas, all alone in the house
Only the faint sound of clicking that came from my mouse.
The mailbox was cleaned up and painted with care,
In hopes that an onahole soon would be there.
The vanilla I browsed, reading page after page.
Avoiding NTR, or else I would rage.
After finally choosing a yuri night-cap,
I'd just settled in for a long winter’s fap.
When came from my window there arose such a clatter,
I sprang from my chair to see what was the matter.
Away to the window I opened the blind,
But what was outside it was what blew my mind.
The moon shined softly on her skin so white,
And the smile she gave me melted away all my fright.
"I'm the Ero-Santa!" She said with a grin,
So I opened the window and let right her in.
To inside she jumped, so lively and quick,
And wrapped her warm hands around my hard dick.
"Tis the eve of Christmas," she said, "Not a night for yourself!"
"So tonight come be naughty with this Christmas elf!"
Her hair was so smooth, and lips tasted cherry,
And her boobs jiggled more than two bowls of jelly.
Through oppai and oral my first load did blow,
And covered her face with my hot Christmas snow.
I sensed then behind me someone did appear,
"Oh my, look at this, my sister is here!"
So with two lusty Santa's my night did continue,
With their pussys and asses next on my menu.
It went on all night as we fucked at our leisure,
And lost track of time, so engulfed by the pleasure.
They said to me as they faded with the first morning light,
"A Happy Christmas to all, but to YOU a good-night!"
Merry Christmas Fakku