Robbing a bank with your penis.
One, both? - you decide!
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I know many of you may have considered the merits of this in your lifetime, but what is the actual method? As could be said about so many other questions; Uncyclopedia has the answer!
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Rob_A_Bank_With_Your_Penis
Once you have successfully mastered your greatest weapon, this is also funny :)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Why%3F:Pour_Boiling_Hot_Water_Down_Your_Trousers%3F
(note that I didn't write these, I just find them amusing)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/HowTo:Rob_A_Bank_With_Your_Penis
Once you have successfully mastered your greatest weapon, this is also funny :)
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Why%3F:Pour_Boiling_Hot_Water_Down_Your_Trousers%3F
(note that I didn't write these, I just find them amusing)
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I choose neither, I'm quite well off cash wise, and I'm highly disliking the idea of pouring boiling hot water down my pant's. I think it would burn. :?
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Thought it was quite boring.
Guess some might like this but this wasn't just my type of humour
Though I admit that I smiled while reading this:
Guess some might like this but this wasn't just my type of humour
Though I admit that I smiled while reading this:
But that REALLY hurt!
Nonsense; your body is just adjusting to the change in your routine (much like what happens when you take unlabeled medications, or go through menopause). For the first week or so, some discomfort may be experienced. In such cases, it is imperative that the process be repeated regularly. If maintained, your body will gain a tolerance, and the blisters will callus, ceasing further unpleasantness.[1] Now that you understand proper application technique, lets discuss the benefits of pouring boiling hot water down one's trousers.
Nonsense; your body is just adjusting to the change in your routine (much like what happens when you take unlabeled medications, or go through menopause). For the first week or so, some discomfort may be experienced. In such cases, it is imperative that the process be repeated regularly. If maintained, your body will gain a tolerance, and the blisters will callus, ceasing further unpleasantness.[1] Now that you understand proper application technique, lets discuss the benefits of pouring boiling hot water down one's trousers.
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Andoru-Kun wrote...
I choose neither, I'm quite well off cash wise, and I'm highly disliking the idea of pouring boiling hot water down my pant's. I think it would burn. :?I think so too :S
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Bamass123 wrote...
Thought it was quite boring. Guess some might like this but this wasn't just my type of humour
Though I admit that I smiled while reading this:
But that REALLY hurt!
Nonsense; your body is just adjusting to the change in your routine (much like what happens when you take unlabeled medications, or go through menopause). For the first week or so, some discomfort may be experienced. In such cases, it is imperative that the process be repeated regularly. If maintained, your body will gain a tolerance, and the blisters will callus, ceasing further unpleasantness.[1] Now that you understand proper application technique, lets discuss the benefits of pouring boiling hot water down one's trousers.
Nonsense; your body is just adjusting to the change in your routine (much like what happens when you take unlabeled medications, or go through menopause). For the first week or so, some discomfort may be experienced. In such cases, it is imperative that the process be repeated regularly. If maintained, your body will gain a tolerance, and the blisters will callus, ceasing further unpleasantness.[1] Now that you understand proper application technique, lets discuss the benefits of pouring boiling hot water down one's trousers.
^This :wink:
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Fun idea (bank not hot water). It doesn't leave room for fuck ups though since those would mean getting shot on sight. You can't really comply with 'drop your penis' or 'come out with your penis above your head' orders ...
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Bamass123 wrote...
Thought it was quite boring. Guess some might like this but this wasn't just my type of humour
Though I admit that I smiled while reading this:
But that REALLY hurt!
Nonsense; your body is just adjusting to the change in your routine (much like what happens when you take unlabeled medications, or go through menopause). For the first week or so, some discomfort may be experienced. In such cases, it is imperative that the process be repeated regularly. If maintained, your body will gain a tolerance, and the blisters will callus, ceasing further unpleasantness.[1] Now that you understand proper application technique, lets discuss the benefits of pouring boiling hot water down one's trousers.
Nonsense; your body is just adjusting to the change in your routine (much like what happens when you take unlabeled medications, or go through menopause). For the first week or so, some discomfort may be experienced. In such cases, it is imperative that the process be repeated regularly. If maintained, your body will gain a tolerance, and the blisters will callus, ceasing further unpleasantness.[1] Now that you understand proper application technique, lets discuss the benefits of pouring boiling hot water down one's trousers.
yeah this made m lol too ^^
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i think i ain't gonna do both, it's just to painfull to think about pouring boiling in your pants. and what if when u rob a bank you get shot in your thigh.
make me shiver just think bout it :shock:
make me shiver just think bout it :shock:
